Deus Ex Machina

Why is it always Bastille Day when the shit hits the fan?
The developers sick a lawyer on us
“We want your easement and we’ll take it if we can!”
So we go to a title company
Cause we had a rapport
with the accountant named Lance
who we met at the door
Hey it was Lance that won the Tour de France
But vice prez said
must get a Preliminary title report
He banked on our naivete and asked for money in advance
what we were after was a chain of title
for our case it is quite vital
Michelle cleared the fog
She exclaimed that the chain is free!
So were on our way to happily be.
Although we drown in a legal sea
As presented to you through all souls bad poetry.